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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS



Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy



OFFICE ARITHMETIC



Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime



GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS



A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



Longlevity



Married men live longer than single men,but married men are alot more willing to die.

Discussion Techique

A women has the last say in any arguement.
Anything a man says after is the beginning of a new arguement.