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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS



Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy



OFFICE ARITHMETIC



Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime



GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS



A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



Longlevity



Married men live longer than single men,but married men are alot more willing to die.

Discussion Techique

A women has the last say in any arguement.
Anything a man says after is the beginning of a new arguement.

i hate cockroaches...

me : lalala can go bath and then go dota...

cockroach : lalala i can go chill in the bathroom...

bathroom door opens....*creak*

Matthew and cockroach see each other...

*stare*

5 sec later...

me : Wtf...got a f***ing cockroach here...

cockroach : knn... got sum guy wan to bath so late....

Matthew looks for spray while cockroach looks for a place to hide...

5 min later...

me : no sign of the roach...i think i go bath now...

cockroach : i guess he left...time for me to chill

Matthew 1/2 way bathing...

me : wtf...its back again.Dammit cant wash my hair...Stupid cockroach go 2 sum chinese house...

cockroach : omg...of all the houses in the neighbourhood why must i land in this indians 1...

Cockroach leaves and Matthew finishes bathing quickly...

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this is based what happened 5 min ago.. i think the narations are correct

I hate roaches =.=

whats worse than a cockroach ???

a Flying cockroach...

point of view...

u know the picture of a cup 1/2 filled with water ??

Ppl say if u say its half full you are optimistic and if its half empty you are a the opposite right ??

For me, it depends wats in the cup.If its a cheap teh o'ais then i would say its half empty so i can order another 1.However if its sumthing like starbucks, it would b half full so dat way i feel i dun need to get another 1.

But most days for me...i am just too lazy to order the 2nd teh o' ais and wun go 2 places with exp drinks....

Just my point of view i guess...

Wat do you all think ???

~nowdays looking at expensive food makes me full~

career choices

I have let my blog die for like 1 month+ cause of exams and all so i guess i am back to blogging.Then again not many ppl read it so i guess it doesnt really matter...





Anways...i got 2 options of career choices at the moment(i change my mind really quick )





So choice 1 - pharmacy...I guess it requires good A lvls results ( i did my best or almost my best ) and should b quite pro in chemistry...Its takes i think 3 and a 1/2 years or around there so i guess dats a long time and i have 2 do houseman ship after i grad.My advantages i guess are is dat my mum is a doctor and my brother is finishing up his pharmacy course...There should be a good pay off considering that it is definately not a ez course and i guess my sosial life will suffer.





and my other option at the moment is ....







House husband...Haha bet u didnt see that coming. Pretty much requires a pretty rich working wife ( which i think is DAM rare now days ). How do i get the $$$??? By gambling obviously... Go play poker tai di and especially mah jong with the other house wifes/husbands...I think my tai di is not 2 bad and i just need sum exp on mahjong and i would be fine,,, if my wife lets me gamble haha...

mah jong any1 ??? seriously...

Nowdays its so hard to find ppl to play sum sports to relax...I guess most of my friends are cheap , lazy B@stards...=.=

Go play sum sports la dammit.....