who says girls arent horny...

During ns, was playing sum footsal with sum friends

situation : friend trying 2 teacher another friend ( girl ) how 2 play footsal

guy : do you head ?

girl : what ???

guy : can you head ?

girl : har ??? ( really confused look )

guy : head... header the ball

girl : owh... header

So still think they are innocent ?

screwed

I got a vector test 2morrow and i haven study and cant sleep....




I seriously hate vectors =.=....



point, line, plane, angle....



All in 3-D ( more complicated than maple story haha )

~I wan a beanie!!! ~

19

wow i am 19.

I guess time sure travels fast.

Thx every1 4 wishing me ( may wern 1st - andy last 4 2day ).The power of facebook man.Without facebook i wun know who's bday is when.

And its also Juju's bday.Met the jaychou wannabe in NS and became good friends b4 we even knew we had the same bday. So happy bday baby. Stop pouring hot water and farting on trees k.

Gonna spend even saturday in college cause i have 2 study cause i believe college = study ; home = chilling.

Last teen year man....I feel less young already

i need 2 smoke..... literally

Seriously....

Cant take life anymore

Its too dam farked up and stressed up

And no1 seems 2 care how stress i feel

They just see the " fun " i have at home

I go out alot and on the com just 2 release stress

But it seems whatever i do is wasting my time

Go study Go study

I feel like smoking,taking weed,crying all at the same time

I wish this was all just a bad dream and i will wake up and will be in form 4

School life is so chilling

Lucky bast****

Seriously... just pray 4 me and give me some support

I cant take it anymore

and i guess i am gonna be 19 feeling like this

wow....

life's a bitch

Dead or Alive You Spin Me Round

matches my 70"s hair style


_cutting hair soon_

stupid old neighbour zzzz

Me : hello ?

x : hello. Who is this ?

Me : er... Matthew.

x : good evenig matthew, this is your neighbour.

Me : ..... good evening

x : can you check whether you have water in your kitchen...

Me : =.= zzzz yes we have water in the kitchen....

x : thank you.

Man.... those old ppl next door seriously cant die.

They were so old 10 years ago

lame jokes

Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the
past.
Student : Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher : Why?
Student : There is no future in it.

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Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father
still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher : You don't know maths.
Ted : You don't know my father!

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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love

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Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good!

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Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."

-sorry cant really update.Quite bz~

random quote : a girls best makeup is her smile