stupid old neighbour zzzz

Me : hello ?

x : hello. Who is this ?

Me : er... Matthew.

x : good evenig matthew, this is your neighbour.

Me : ..... good evening

x : can you check whether you have water in your kitchen...

Me : =.= zzzz yes we have water in the kitchen....

x : thank you.

Man.... those old ppl next door seriously cant die.

They were so old 10 years ago

lame jokes

Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the
past.
Student : Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher : Why?
Student : There is no future in it.

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Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father
still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher : You don't know maths.
Ted : You don't know my father!

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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love

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Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good!

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Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."

-sorry cant really update.Quite bz~

random quote : a girls best makeup is her smile